&C.WELCOME me=$+welcome Guest*:@fo me=g :waves to Guest%0. "Welcome to [mudname()]. If you have any questions, please feel free to ask."
&C.DUCT-TAPE me=$+tape *:@cemit/noheader Public=GAME: [name(%#)] tapes [name(*%0)]'s mouth shut with duct tape then pats [name(*%0)] on [poss(*%0)] head. "Silence is golden, but duct tape comes in many colors."
&C.KAME me=$kame *:@cemit/noheader Public=A bright ball of blue energy begins to form in [name(%#)]'s hands.%r[name(%#)] thrusts his hands forward yelling, "KAMEHAMEHA!" and blasting [name(*%0)] into dust.
&C.NUKEBOOT me=$+nuke *:@cemit/noheader Public=A brilliant flash of white light appears around [name(*%0)] which then expands around [obj(%#)], destroying [poss(%#)] surroundings. Hey! Look at the mushroom cloud!
&C.BAN me=$+char/ban *:@pemit [num(*%0)]=GAME: You have been banned from this character. Good bye.;@boot [num(*%0)];@newpassword [num(*%0)]=[encrypt(FuckingTool,[rand(999999)])]
&C.SQUISH me=$+squish *:@cemit/noheader Public=GAME: [name(%#)] holds up two fingers, looks between them and squishes [name([num(*%0)])]'s head. Squuuuuuuiiiiish.
&C.WARNING me=$+warning:@cemit/noheader Public=WARNING: Critical error in netmux.conf. Shutting down program. Game shutdown in 5 minutes. Please disconnect now.;@wait 10=@cemit/noheader Public=WARNING: Just kidding…
&C.TIMEOUT me=$+timeout *:@cemit/noheader Public=GAME: [moniker(%#)] puts [name(*%0)] on timeout.
&C.STAMP me=$+stamp *:@fo me=pub :stamps 'Property of [moniker(me)]' on [name(%0)]'s forehead.
&C.DBREF me=$+dbref *:@pemit %#=GAME: [name(*%0)]'s DBref Number is: [num(*%0)].
&C.TURNAROUND me=$+turn around:@cemit/noheader Public=GAME: Turning game around…;@wait 2=@cemit/noheader Public=GAME: Game successfully turned around.
&C.BAP me=$@bap *:@cemit/noheader Public=GAME: [moniker(me)] @baps [name(*%0)].
&C.CATAPULT me=$+catapult *:@cemit/noheader Public=GAME: [name(*%0)] is loaded onto the catapult. [name(%#)] pulls the lever!;@cemit/noheader Public=WOOSH! Thar [subj(*%0)] goes!
&C.SMITE me=$@smite *:@cemit/noheader Public=GAME: [moniker(me)] @smites [name(*%0)].
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