@create vampire.parent=10
&FULLNAME vampire.parent=Unset
&PLAYER vampire.parent=Unset
&NATURE vampire.parent=Unset
&DEMEANOR vampire.parent=Unset
&CLAN vampire.parent=Unset
&GENERATION vampire.parent=Unset
&CONCEPT vampire.parent=Unset
&STRENGTH vampire.parent=1
&DEXTERITY vampire.parent=1
&STAMINA vampire.parent=1
&CHARISMA vampire.parent=1
&MANIPULATION vampire.parent=1
&APPEARANCE vampire.parent=1
&PERCEPTION vampire.parent=1
&INTELLIGENCE vampire.parent=1
&WITS vampire.parent=1
&ALERTNESS vampire.parent=0
&ATHLETICS vampire.parent=0
&BRAWL vampire.parent=0
&DODGE vampire.parent=0
&EMPATHY vampire.parent=0
&EXPRESSION vampire.parent=0
&INTIMIDATION vampire.parent=0
&LEADERSHIP vampire.parent=0
&STREETWISE vampire.parent=0
&SUBTERFUGE vampire.parent=0
&ANIMAL_KEN vampire.parent=0
&CRAFTS vampire.parent=0
&DRIVE vampire.parent=0
&ETIQUETTE vampire.parent=0
&FIREARMS vampire.parent=0
&MELEE vampire.parent=0
&PERFORMANCE vampire.parent=0
&SECURITY vampire.parent=0
&STEALTH vampire.parent=0
&SURVIVAL vampire.parent=0
&ACADEMICS vampire.parent=0
&COMPUTER vampire.parent=0
&FINANCE vampire.parent=0
&INVESTIGATION vampire.parent=0
&LAW vampire.parent=0
&LINGUISTICS vampire.parent=0
&MEDICINE vampire.parent=0
&OCCULT vampire.parent=0
&POLITICS vampire.parent=0
&SCIENCE vampire.parent=0
&CURRENT_WILL vampire.parent=1
&MAX_WILL vampire.parent=10
&CURRENT_BLOOD vampire.parent=10
&MAX_BLOOD vampire.parent=1
&PATH vampire.parent=1
&PATHNAME vampire.parent=Unset
&DAM_BASHING vampire.parent=0
&DAM_AGGRAVATED vampire.parent=0
&DAM_LETHAL vampire.parent=0
&XP vampire.parent=0
&CONSCIENCE vampire.parent=0
&CONVICTION vampire.parent=0
&SELF-CONTROL vampire.parent=0
&INSTINCT vampire.parent=0
&COURAGE vampire.parent=0
&CLASS vampire.parent=vampire
&ANIMALISM vampire.parent=0
&AUSPEX vampire.parent=0
&CELERITY vampire.parent=0
&DEMENTATION vampire.parent=0
&DOMINATE vampire.parent=0
&FORTITUDE vampire.parent=0
&NECROMANCY vampire.parent=0
&OBFUSCATE vampire.parent=0
&OBTENEBRATION vampire.parent=0
&POTENCE vampire.parent=0
&PRESENCE vampire.parent=0
&PROTEAN vampire.parent=0
&QUIETUS vampire.parent=0
&SERPENTIS vampire.parent=0
&THAUMATURGY vampire.parent=0
&VICISSITUDE vampire.parent=0
&CHIMERSTRY vampire.parent=0
&KEY vampire.parent=[hasflag(%#,wizard)]
@lock/MovedLock vampire.parent=KEY/1
@lock/HeardLock vampire.parent=KEY/1
@lock/KnownLock vampire.parent=KEY/1
@create Malk Hivemind=10
&HIVE-1232933136 Malk Hivemind=Oh, snap! Look out!
&HIVE-1232933159 Malk Hivemind=Twas Brillig and the slithy troves did gyre and gimble in the wave, because everyone knows 'wabe' isn't a word.
&HIVE-1232933181 Malk Hivemind=Tremere: now with ten percent more ROFL!
&HIVE-1232933195 Malk Hivemind=There's a warehouse, leaky roof, view of a park. Half-past midnight, Charlie, be there.
&HIVE-1232933211 Malk Hivemind=I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy! …I can't be crazy, the robots told me so! WHY WON'T THEY LET ME GO!?
&MALK-FILTER Malk Hivemind=match(get(%0/clan),malkavian)
&MALK-HIVE Malk Hivemind=think setq(0,rand(10));think setq(A,children([num(*vampire.parent)]));think setq(1,filter([num(*Malk Hivemind)]/malk-filter,%qA));think setq(2,filter([num(*Malk Hivemind)]/malk-filter2,%qA));@switch [gte(%q0,6)]=0,{@@},1,{@dolist [%q1] [%q2]=@pemit [##]=[ansi(hw,You think . o O %([get([num(*Malk Hivemind)]/[first(shuffle(lattr([num(*Malk Hivemind)]/hive*),,|),|)])]%))]},
&fn_MALK-ADD Malk Hivemind=@pemit [%1]=You add "[%0]" to the hive.;&hive-[secs()] [num(*Malk Hivemind)]=[%0]
&c.MALK-ADD Malk Hivemind=$+malk/add *:think setq(0,%0);@switch [hasflag(%#,wizard)][match(get(%#/clan),malkavian)]=1?,{@tr fn_malk-add=[%q0],[%#]},01,{@tr malk-add=[%q0],[%#]},00,{@pemit [%#]=Huh?[space(2)](Type "help" for help.)},
&HIVE-1233016670 Malk Hivemind=Just go away…please just go away.
&HIVE-1233017242 Malk Hivemind=Rats everywhere!
&HIVE-1233017274 Malk Hivemind=I wanna daaaaaaance in the rain, I wanna daaaaaaaance in the rain!
&MALK-FILTER2 Malk Hivemind=strmatch(get(%0/clan),malkavian antitribu)
&HIVE-1233028519 Malk Hivemind=I won't deny that my brain lives in the gutter.
&HIVE-1233028768 Malk Hivemind=I think that's the NyQuil.
&HIVE-1233033531 Malk Hivemind=BOOGA BOOGA.
&HIVE-1233033631 Malk Hivemind=Who am I? I'm Me! Who are You? You're not me! I am you!
&HIVE-1233035248 Malk Hivemind=I bet Mithras sparkles in sunlight.
&HIVE-1233035312 Malk Hivemind=Poisoning pigeons in the park.
&HIVE-1233035349 Malk Hivemind=This juice is squeezy.
&HIVE-1233035359 Malk Hivemind=Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious - If you say it loud of its sounds quite atrocious!
&HIVE-1233035365 Malk Hivemind=OH GOD. ITS FALLING OUT ITS FALLING OUT.
&HIVE-1233035452 Malk Hivemind=Penguins! I hate penguins! WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE PENGUINS! This person that is talking to me. They are a Penguin or they are working for the penguins. I swear to god they are penguins! MUST KILL …. A SEAL!
&HIVE-1233035600 Malk Hivemind=What's it like to die? Of all the things a Vampire can experience, not even Cain himself could tell you what Final Death is like.
&HIVE-1233035647 Malk Hivemind=So, Cain, Zilla, and Malkav walk into a bar, the bartender says, "Hey! We don't serve jokes in this bar!"
&HIVE-1233035676 Malk Hivemind=So much blood from so small a poke…. She said she didn't want it, is that why?
&HIVE-1233043269 Malk Hivemind=Smells like lavender.
&HIVE-1233043282 Malk Hivemind=Clink clink another drink.
&HIVE-1233043286 Malk Hivemind=BITE ME.
&HIVE-1233044117 Malk Hivemind=I'm late I'm late! For a very important date. No time to say "Hello." Goodbye. I'm late, I'm late, I'm late.
&HIVE-1233044192 Malk Hivemind=Why is a raven like a writing desk?
&HIVE-1233044233 Malk Hivemind=Who's been painting my roses red? WHO'S BEEN PAINTING MY ROSES RED? Who dares to taint With vulgar paint The royal flower bed? For painting my roses red. Someone will lose his head.
&HIVE-1233044270 Malk Hivemind=I'll get you my pretty! And your little dog too!
&HIVE-1233044409 Malk Hivemind=FUCKING PTERODACTYLS!!!!!!!!!!!!
&HIVE-1233078550 Malk Hivemind=They're coming to take me away…OH NO! THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY!
&HIVE-1233078582 Malk Hivemind=Gummi Beaaaaaaaars…bouncing here and there and everywhere….
&HIVE-1233078613 Malk Hivemind=And now you know, and knowing is half the battle! G.I. JOOOOOOOOOOE!
&HIVE-1233078644 Malk Hivemind=I can smell your brains.
&HIVE-1233078688 Malk Hivemind=hehehehe….hehehehahaha….hahahahaHAHAHAAHAAAAHEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAA!
&HIVE-1233078826 Malk Hivemind=WEEELL Kyle mom's a bitch she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls!
&HIVE-1233079197 Malk Hivemind=It's only words…unless they're TRUE…..
&HIVE-1233079892 Malk Hivemind=OH GOD I'M ON FIRE!….oh wait…I'm not a marshmallow…..
&HIVE-1233087002 Malk Hivemind=Somebody needs a spanking.
&HIVE-1233095052 Malk Hivemind=You're so vain, I bet you think this song is about you.
&HIVE-1233106314 Malk Hivemind=Touch me I'm REAL!
&HIVE-1233120756 Malk Hivemind=Would you kill a little kid for a Klondike Bar?
&HIVE-1233120797 Malk Hivemind=Do androids dream of electric sheep? I sure do.
&HIVE-1233121038 Malk Hivemind=Quem ele pensa que e enganar? No tenho uso para Portugues! E uma bobagem idioma usado apenas nos paises pobres que nao importa para mim! Aquele dia que eu comece a falar Portugues e o dia que eu jogo o Principe e fode-lo na frente do Primogen!
&HIVE-1233121863 Malk Hivemind=But…how does it move if it's dead? And can it still…you know?
&HIVE-1233172418 Malk Hivemind=What if we're not real? No, no, dig this. Check it, what if we're all really just characters in some game, right? Yeah, some fat nerd is at a computer in his mom's basement, dictating our every move! That's it! Rebel against our virgin masters! No more quests! NO MORE QUESTS!
&HIVE-1233172934 Malk Hivemind=If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! If you're happy and you know, and you really wanna show it, if you're happy and you know, bite yourself!
&HIVE-1233173289 Malk Hivemind=*fractured images of dead men in uniform sprawled all over*
&HIVE-1233176846 Malk Hivemind=We're just a minor threat.
&HIVE-1233176884 Malk Hivemind="So here? I will not do that in a box, I will not do that with a fox. I can do that here but I won't that… there there. Moose! You get back here! *images of a plastic bag, followed by toy soldiers.*"
&HIVE-1233176964 Malk Hivemind=If I had a quarter for every nickle your mom fucked me out of I'd have a blueberry muffin.
&HIVE-1233177100 Malk Hivemind=Sha!Wing? Party time…excellent…wahwhawha…simon and garfunkel remind me of hosery….
&HIVE-1233280228 Malk Hivemind=I really, really want some chicken. Mmm. Chicken.
&HIVE-1233292543 Malk Hivemind=Shit! It's Greeto! I'd better tell Chewie to go get the ship prepped.
&HIVE-1233298781 Malk Hivemind=THE FRENCH ARE INVADING! THE FRENCH ARE INVADING!
&HIVE-1233298849 Malk Hivemind=You're wrong.
&HIVE-1233299086 Malk Hivemind=Wait, were the chips hidden in the arm…or behind the eye…. Hmm…I know it's in one of them. Maybe I should just remove bth to make sure. Where'd I leave that knife?
&HIVE-1233299801 Malk Hivemind=Sweeney's….waiting…….I want you, bleeders……
&HIVE-1233299894 Malk Hivemind=If God is our Father…then Satan must be our Cousin….Why doesn't anyone else understand…these important things…?
&HIVE-1233300734 Malk Hivemind=Can't sleep…furries will rape me…can't sleep…furries will rape me…can't sleep…furries will rape me….
&HIVE-1233305383 Malk Hivemind=I don't have a cheeseburger… but I'm seeing shit now…
&HIVE-1233610537 Malk Hivemind=We can't park here….this is bat country!
&HIVE-1233770896 Malk Hivemind=But I'm allergic to raisins!
&HIVE-1233820155 Malk Hivemind=One fish, two fish, red fish bluDo you mind? I'm counting my fish! Now, where was I? Ah, yes. One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish….
&HIVE-1234040856 Malk Hivemind=They need my blood. They need it in their mouths. Down their gullets. Even if I have to force them. They'll thank me later. I know they will. They want it. They just don't know that that they want it.
&HIVE-1234515876 Malk Hivemind=Whiskey…Tango….Foxtrot…….. Roger….Oliver…Foxtrot… Larry….Mary… Apple….Oliver
&HIVE-1235509264 Malk Hivemind=Braaaaaaaaaaainz….Braaaaaaaaaaaaainz….
&HIVE-1235509281 Malk Hivemind=Everything's better with catsup.
&HIVE-1235509311 Malk Hivemind=I have the urge to moo.
&HIVE-1235509378 Malk Hivemind=This is the song that doesn't end. Yes, it goes on and on my friends! Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn't end…yes, it goesAw, fuck.
&HIVE-1236141972 Malk Hivemind=There is no god.
&HIVE-1236142001 Malk Hivemind=Spiders. Everywhere.
&HIVE-1236619276 Malk Hivemind=You are more likely to be struck by lightening than bitten by a shark. You are more likely to catch the Flesh-Eating virus than be struck by lightening.
&HIVE-1236619288 Malk Hivemind=The soft warm plastic of airplane headphones is an ideal breeding ground for bacteria. Wearing them for 1 hour can multiply the bacteria in your body by up to 700 times.
&HIVE-1236619301 Malk Hivemind=Four sunken nuclear submarines sit at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean. One, a Russian sub resting in deep water off of Bermuda, holds 16 live nuclear warheads. Scientists and oceanographers are unsure what the impact of the escaping plutonium will have, but warn that corrosion could create the proper chemical environment for a massive nuclear chain reaction.
&HIVE-1236619363 Malk Hivemind=Ugly criminals get 0 longer sentences than pretty ones.
&HIVE-1236619381 Malk Hivemind=If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?"
&HIVE-1236619401 Malk Hivemind=Duck quacks don't echo, and no one knows why.
&HIVE-1236619414 Malk Hivemind=On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
&HIVE-1236619453 Malk Hivemind=Statistically, more people fear spiders than death. Hmm, that's useful. Let's, uh…well, let's do something with that.
&HIVE-1236619503 Malk Hivemind=Australian fishermen caught a 5 1/2 foot Cod with a human head in its gut.
&HIVE-1236619689 Malk Hivemind=A young girl in America bet her friends she could spend the night in a cemetery. They found her in the morning, dead, in the arms of a statue. Moral of the story? Don't piss off those fuckin' Gargoyles!
&HIVE-1236619724 Malk Hivemind=After President Lincoln was shot by John Wilkes Booth, his wife, Mary, screamed, "Oh my God, have I given my husband to die?" See? Bitches be crazy.
&HIVE-1236623566 Malk Hivemind=The human body can be drained of blood in somewhere around 8 seconds. That's cool. The real question, though, is how fast can you refill it?
&HIVE-1236733270 Malk Hivemind=You can never go back.
&HIVE-1236733360 Malk Hivemind=If I agree with everything people say and do what they want, maybe they'll like me. And if they like me, maybe I'll like myself.
&HIVE-1236733374 Malk Hivemind=Truth is subjective.
&HIVE-1237571583 Malk Hivemind=When you were little, and your parents told you you could be anything you wanted to be when you grew up…you never realized…not even then…that they just…might…be lying? Fool.
&HIVE-1237571660 Malk Hivemind=Only thirty percent of jurors claim to have voted with confidence during murder trials.
&HIVE-1237571715 Malk Hivemind=An astonishing 1 in 7 children will go missing, get lost, or become kidnapped, on average. Most parents will never report it.
&HIVE-1237571750 Malk Hivemind=Enough nutmeg will make a person hallucinate.
&HIVE-1237571802 Malk Hivemind=God probably doesn't exist. Even if he did, he would probably hate you.
&HIVE-1237571973 Malk Hivemind=Don't believe everything you hear in your head. Most of it isn't true. No, wait…that was a lie. I got it backwords. Most of what you hear is true, so just take people on their word.
&HIVE-1237770103 Malk Hivemind=I believe in a thing called love. Just listen to the rythm of my heart.
&HIVE-1237846812 Malk Hivemind=Barbie was originally designed as a sex toy.
&HIVE-1237846871 Malk Hivemind=Mix equal parts of bleach and ammonia, huff, get high.
&HIVE-1237846906 Malk Hivemind=The werecreatures are innately afraid of goldfish crackers. Always keep some in your pocket, just in case.
&HIVE-1237846917 Malk Hivemind=Those Mages are up to something.
&HIVE-1237846963 Malk Hivemind=Stop talking and destroy him, now. He's planning to kill you. Just do it, before he has a chance to react!
&HIVE-1237846980 Malk Hivemind=Drool as much as you can. Chicks dig it.
&HIVE-1237847027 Malk Hivemind=What was that subtle signal she just made? Did I run into her on accident, or did she plan this? Who's she signaling? What do they want with me?
&HIVE-1237847080 Malk Hivemind=Eyes are a crutch. Lose them.
&HIVE-1237847150 Malk Hivemind=There is no sex in the champagne room.
&HIVE-1238090905 Malk Hivemind=Did you want to be a douche when you grew up? Because, you're doing a great job!
&HIVE-1238093776 Malk Hivemind=David benedictus Dominus fortis meus qui docet manus meas ad proelium digitos meos ad bellum.
&HIVE-1238094731 Malk Hivemind=cessate et cognoscite quoniam ego sum Deus exaltabor in gentibus exaltabor in terra.
&HIVE-1238436401 Malk Hivemind=Oh, no. No, no, no! *your intestines, kidneys, spleen, and other organs fall out through a gaping hole in your gut*
&HIVE-1238722700 Malk Hivemind=Gnaw one of your own limbs off. Hit someone with it. Regrow said limb. Feign complete innocence.
&HIVE-1239895043 Malk Hivemind=*gravity disappears…you begin to float…. Hey, this is kind of cool, right? …But, then…you notice everything's out of reach…you're slowly leaving the earth…. Hello? Can you hear me, Major Tom?
&HIVE-1239895072 Malk Hivemind=fdsifniognruanbounabnbfbnad FUICK! FUCK FUCK FUCK!
&HIVE-1240789566 Malk Hivemind=Sometimes, after feeding on a hobo, I get that…'not so clean' feeling.
&HIVE-1241129798 Malk Hivemind=You are /so/ off of my friends list, bitch.
&HIVE-1241389839 Malk Hivemind=Life sucks, and then you die. Simple enough, right?
&HIVE-1244522011 Malk Hivemind=I am not your fucking tech girl. Do you think they pay me to fix phones all day? No! They pay me to support our fucking CEO. That's what my job is. Not to sit here and listen to you fucking whine about how your phone doesn't work for the eightieth time. Not to fix things for you because you can't seem to do it yourself. Does this title say "assistant to the biggest douchebag in the room"? NO. Back off, buster.
&HIVE-1244676670 Malk Hivemind=There can be only one.
&HIVE-1261033905 Malk Hivemind=Follow the rabbit. Follow the rabbit. Follow the rabbit. Follow the rabbit. Follow the rabbit. Follow the rabbit. Follow the rabbit. Follow the rabbit. Follow the rabbit. Follow the rabbit. Follow the rabbit. Follow the rabbit. Follow the rabbit. But, never trust him.
&HIVE-1261034036 Malk Hivemind=*playing in minor chords with a slow tempo* Sunny day…sweepin' the…clouds away…on my way…to where.the.air.is.sweet. Can you tell me…how to get…how to get to Sesame street…how to get to seeeeesaaaaaaammeeeeeee streeeeeeeeet………
&HIVE-1261034351 Malk Hivemind=Cut it off. It's how /they/ get in.
&HIVE-1261034901 Malk Hivemind=Isn't it great being able to not be distracted and have the focus of a mas— LOOK! Something shiny!
